Monday, September 30, 2013

Running is gross

The other day, I shredded the backs of my heels while wearing some new shoes around Manhattan.  You'd think I'd learn, being a runner, that walking in Civilian Shoes is not the way I should be getting blisters at this point in marathon training.
Which pair of shoes would you think is made for walking?  You'd be wrong.

I bought some children's flipflops ($1.99) and some Band-Aid Blister Block Cushions ($4.99) at Duane Reade - well, guess which was more effective at remedying the blisters.  Yup, the flipflops.  It was slightly suspect to wear too-small shoes around this very grimy city, but the band-aids stuck to my skin and ripped off many more layers over the next few days as I tried to remove them.

Gross, I know.  Well, guess what?  Running is gross.

When I first started marathoning, I admired my older sister for her training rigor.  She would tell me about coming home from a run and her socks would be full of blood.  Yeah.  I've experienced this a few times but have since learned the value of puffy band-aids, and I safety pin them into my running shorts so I'll have them if I start to chafe.

V is for Very Sad & Hurty.
Speaking of chafing, I've been reading more about what female runners term "the marathon tattoo"- painful chafing marks that appear after an extremely long run.  For some reason, mine have gotten worse under my arms, but I think it's because I run in cotton tank tops instead of super athlete gear.  I've tried band-aids, vaseline, Glide & whatnot, but it all disintegrates by mile 14.  Leaving me to silently scream in the shower when the salt runs into my wounds.

The grossness doesn't end there- there's sunburn, sweat & spit- not to mention other unprintable topics of running ick, but it's totally worth it (as long as I don't have to smell your Ben-Gay after a race).

I guess for the time being, I need to be wary of my everyday clothes and shoes, and work on being comfortable between runs.  Save the pain for when I train.



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